This page is
dedicated to the humorous side of Elanthian Life.
Some of these funny happenings I witnessed myself,
while others were shared with me by friends who witnessed the events. I have
also included some items that I have saved from various web sites over the
years and have listed where the story came from whenever
possible. Sit back and enjoy a little humor, Elanthian style.
Funny Elanthian Names | Overheard
on the Net | The man-eating bunny | She sure didn’t “think to”
Never Accept Boxes from Clerics | The Ballad of River’s Rest | Guess you had to be there
The Smooching Bandit | Fror’s Things to
Remember | You
Know you Play to much GS…
God
Wars | For a million
silvers I will! | Well it is for his bad boo-boo’s. Honest!
Boy does he look cool! | Little slop here, a little slop there!
| Bless you my child!
Rule #1: Remove the amulet! | Same night, minutes later! | No Whammy!
A Little Skwirly | Yeah! But ye can kill em!
One thing is certain
in Elanthia, and that is the adventurers that roam
our lands have a
wonderful sense of humor if these names are any indication.
*Grhim just bit the dust! (
Grhim meets the reaper!
* Feeblearm just bit the dust! [
Guess
he was not lying about that feeble arm of his!
*Rezze just bit the dust! (
Looks
like Rezze needs rezzed!
Starsnuffer: “any preachers
available for a dead Badd?”
Hmmmm, Guess Badd isn’t
as bad as he thought!
Waitingtool went through a
low arch.
Ahhhh! No Comment!
Lord Fizix went through a low arch.
Need Pepto?
Krusty Yummies
arrived at
I
think I lost my appetite!
You see Froofroo.
She appears to be a Human.
She appears to be very young. She
has almond-shaped
ale-brown eyes and ebon skin.
She has a bald head. She has an
aquiline nose.
Froofroo says, “I have a skirt and bonnet to match this for
some gay lil woman”
The death cry of Was echoes in your mind! [
Was he or Was he not? Well, he Was once!
Larvae Wormface arrived at
Hmmmmm!
Hope he doesn’t have a sister!
Hoosit Whassit
arrived at
Say Wha?
Nausty Moodswings
arrived at
Oh! I hate those!
You see Sniffle Sniffs.
He appears to be a Human.
Uhm! He appears to be
suffering from a head cold!
Lysaerantheleia RiversideRezzer
arrived at
Whoa!!!
Candyanne Sweetcheeks
arrived at
Well! Isn’t that special!
Stuffin D’Rolton
arrived at
::Stare::
Grewsum Funguss
arrived at
Ewwwwwwww!
Treasure left at
Well,
no sense hunting now!
Gerbill disco'd
at
Darn!
Secret left at
Psssssst! Wanna
know a secret?
You
see Iholdstufs Mestrong.
He
appears to be a Giantman.
He
appears to be very young. He has grey eyes and tanned skin.
He
has very long, red hair.
He
is in good shape.
Owie left at
Wonder if his mom named him at birth?
Assassino disco’d at
::Ponders::
Do his close friends just call him Ass for short?
Mike Hunt arrived at
Ponders how this one slipped through the crack!
::coughs::
Cutsum just bit the dust! [
Nope! Not even going
to go there!
Nubbie just bit the dust! [
Nipped right in the
bud!
Robyynhood Ofnoddingham
arrived at
Patiently waiting for Friar Tuck to show up!
Nixlsplixt Rizzletrix
arrived at
Pixelstick anyone?
Whipple Baby'kins arrived at
Hassa babbah arrived
at
Ya don’t say!
Hunysuckle Glowingflowers
arrived at
Anathar Fizzlefingers
arrived at
Hope he isn’t a rogue!
Fumbel Bumblebelly
arrived at
Hmmm! Hobbit?
Ippy Twinklebug
arrived at
Great Lord Jerrmaz roomsonfire
arrived
Lord Greko Freko
arrived at
Stormyrain CCloud arrived
at
Rhapsity Vixen-Moon arrived at
If ya think I sexy, and ya want my body!
Come on baby, tell me soooooooooooo!
Why that song sticking in my head all a sudden?
Lunatuna is off to a rough start! He just bit the dust!
Spunkwhort Hootenanny arrived at
Happiness Warmheart arrived at
Rottgut Speekeezee
arrived at
Hippolatamus left at
Bogey Gobbleedygook arrived at
You also see a floating dais and a shabby hovel.
Also here: Weewillow
Also here: Jheuwvinial
Honeypurr Felinewhiskers
arrived at
Willbo Wubble arrived
at
Westernwizard choking arrived at
Lurch Goatroper arrived at
Lord Kitatha Meowmox
arrived at
Stay just bit the dust! [
Maybe stay should have stayed home!
Maggas iamgunakillit arrived at
Rah! Rah!
Noonee No’one arrived at
Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen!
Always Forsaken arrived at
**Sniff**
Buxsum bounces
around happily.
Could put an eye out doing that!
Skarletbegonias Touchoblues
arrived at
Ponders
Shock Pockets arrived at
Attention Elanthian
Thieves!
Dimbat left at
Need I say more?
Gibreficul Glueglob
arrived at
Ok, it was late and
all the other names were taken! Got it!
Lord Metaguard [
Lord Metaguard [
Lord Metaguard [
Lord Metaguard [
Was says,
"maybe I'm losing 58 pints of blood, maybe I'm
not"
Fewen blinks at Was.
You glance at Was.
Fewen asks, "want
healing?"
Was nods.
Fewen asks, "or
a mop?"
Piffy: "2k on the ebony
staff"
Piffy: "7k staff"
Piffy: "No one ever wants to
listen to me"
Piffy: "15k on the
staff"
Zorcous: "maybe you should try
the black net ...It might help"
Gotta watch out for them bunnies!
The Tale of the Vicious Man-eating Bunny
You hear soft cooing noises coming from somewhere
nearby. Suddenly, someone yells
"Catch!", and a cute and fuzzy bunny flies out of the shadows towards
Prestius! In
mid-flight, the startled bunny takes on a ravenous expression, revealing
impossibly large fangs and a killer instinct!
A vicious man-eating bunny mauls Prestius!
... 5
points of damage!
Deft slash
across chest draws blood!
Prestius takes a deep breath.
A vicious man-eating bunny mauls Prestius!
... 30
points of damage!
Off-balance slash to Prestius's left arm
shatters his elbow.
*CRUNCH*
He is
stunned!
A vicious man-eating bunny mauls Prestius!
... 10
points of damage!
Wild slash
bounces off the back of Prestius's hand.
A vicious man-eating bunny mauls Prestius!
... 15
points of damage!
Well aimed
shot, punctures upper arm!
A vicious man-eating bunny mauls Prestius!
... 20
points of damage!
Strong slash to Prestius's right hand
cuts deep.
A vicious man-eating bunny mauls Prestius!
... 30
points of damage!
Rapped the
knuckles hard!
Left hand
sounds broken.
A vicious man-eating bunny mauls Prestius!
... 25
points of damage!
Fast slash
to Prestius's neck exposes his windpipe.
Quick anatomy lesson, anyone?
* Prestius drops dead at your feet!
The very powerful look leaves Prestius.
The white light leaves Prestius.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Prestius.
The air calms down around Prestius.
The bright luminescence fades from around Prestius.
The light blue glow leaves Prestius.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Prestius.
The deep blue glow leaves Prestius.
Apparently mollified, the bunny calmly hops off.
Note: This happened on the dais in
Ta’illistim one evening last summer (2002).
Br says, "I'll just have a steak, rare and
crisp green salad." She ordered"
Br says, "I'll get that in for you right away.
My name is Mags if you need anything"
Br says, "My name is Melissa" the woman
said and held out her hand for Mags to"
Br says, "Is something wrong with your
dinner?" Mags asked"
Br says, "No, it's just that I'm not used to
eating alone. I don't suppose you'd"
Br says, "I'm really not supposed to...Why
not, no one is here." Mags decided"
Br says, "What do you mean no one is
here?" Melissa asked"
Br says, "Everyone has gone home. I'm going to
close up." Mags told her"
Br says, "No, Hun, everything is perfect. Grab
another glass and share the bottle of"
Br says, "So tell me about yourself?"
Melissa asked."
Br says, "I'm just a single mother trying to
make a decent living" Mags said."
Br says, "Hmm, if you could have one thing
what would it be?""
Br says, "Oh. I don't know. Love,
respect, and really hot sex." Mags
smiled"
Br says, "Why did you stop? That felt
wonderful" Mags asked"
Br says, "This is too public, let's go to my
hotel room" Melissa said"
Br says, "Oh Mags
you're beautiful. I love woman that are not all skin and"
Br says, "Open your eyes, sweetheart."
Melissa whispered"
Br says, "Are you going to fu** me with
that?" Mags asks"
Br says, "Yes, sweetheart, I am going to fu**
you until you cum over and over. I"
Br just left.
Corpian
makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
Lychar
blinks.
Selenite's jaw drops.
Tophal
put a tincture of haphip on a richly finished wooden
bench.
Prestius says, "Hrm"
Tophal
says, "nice"
Selenite says, "holy"
Thendror blinks.
Corpian
says, "Wow, and I thought mom talked fast"
The brilliant aura fades away from Grundore.
Moleron
coughs.
Note: This incident happened the same evening
shortly after the bunny left. Not sure if she thought she was thinking to
someone or whispering to someone. I
deleted most of the persons name, figured she was embarrassed enough already.
Tsalin: Never
accept boxes from a cleric
You say, "here try
this"
Meyhymm has accepted your offer and is now holding a
dented gold coffer.
You whistle tunelessly to yourself, remembering
days past.
* Meyhymm just bit
the dust!
Meyhymm gestures at a dented gold coffer.
Meyhymm gasps in surprise as a stream of fire shoots forth
from the coffer that he has been working on!
Meyhymm is savagely immolated by the flames!
As the flames surround his head, his skin begins to
melt under the intense heat!
As you stand there dazed, Meyhymm's
eyes reach the boiling point
and burst open, spraying sizzling vitreous fluid all
over you!
Meyhymm falls to his knees and releases a pitiful moan
before collapsing into a smoldering heap on the ground.
* Meyhymm drops dead
at your feet!
You gesture at Meyhymm.
A luminescent web briefly forms around Meyhymm, then fades into the body.
You hear the ghostly voice of Meyhymm
say, "Never take boxes from a priest"
Reife says, "zorch"
You snicker.
You hear the ghostly voice of Meyhymm
say, "they just blow you up"
Another
day, same Cleric....
You hear the voice of Slovigg
say, "So the Cleric gets the blame"
You grin.
You say, "I usually do anyways"
You say, "something bout being right there
when folks die"
You shake your head.
* Haelra just bit
the dust!
Having found a trap on the box, Haelra
calls for silence
as she begins to attempt to disarm it. Everyone holds their breath...
Haelra suddenly grimaces.
You see a small flash from the keyhole and Haelra's body jerks
from a massive electrical shock... ... 50 points of damage!
Horrifying
electrical shock converts head into blood-stained glass.
Death is a step up.
Haelra drops
dead at your feet!
The focused look leaves Haelra.
You ask, "see what I
mean?"
Sent in by Tsalin to Juspera’s Web Site
By Chyanna
Lemme tell ya'll a story 'bout a
man named Jim.
He went to River Rest,
without his next of kin,
Then one day, he was hunting
right and left
When a zombie came along and
pounded him to death
(dead
that is) (one less deed)
Jim revives, then gasps at
his demise,
A local citizen squinted in
his eyes,
When Jim
said "You like it when I'm dead?"
A native ranger spiked him
in the head.
(Landing, that is) (empaths, clerics, and guild halls)
Yapie removes a white flask
from in his gakhide cloak.
Yapie takes a drink from his
white flask.
Yapie makes a horrible face!
Nothing happens.
Yapie chuckles.
Jylia chuckles.
Yapie drops a white flask.
Yapie gasps.
* Yapie just bit the
dust!
* Yapie drops dead at
your feet!
~ Jylia and Yapie
The
Smooching Bandit of Elanthia
You give Aronious a
smooch.
CS: +260 - TD: +168 + CvA:
-9 + d100: +70 - -5 == +158
Warding failed!
Aronious suddenly slows all movements.
Antorien blinks.
Antorien says, "remind me not
to get smooched by ya"
You laugh out loud!
Antorien says, "ya
slow people down"
~ Jypsie & Antorien
Along
the way, I have discovered some very important things to remember. I will just
give you a few of my thoughts. Most of these were discovered at the cost of my
life. I thank all my fellow empaths and clerics, who brought me back.
Remember ale
doesn't make a very good shield!
Remember that
chest you just emptied should be thrown away!
If you are
missing your left hand DON'T jump off of the ledge!
If you cast at
something an its defense is 6 times
your casting strength you might be in the wrong area.
Spirit cost
round up!
Lockpicks still are
not made for combat.
You shouldn't do
divine wraith without weapons or shield out.
New Lords
shouldn't try to take on that swarm of Arch wights!
Bind and
Unbalance are not self-cast.
When hunting pookas sell your gems after each hunt not
when you cannot fit anymore in your satchel.
If you know
you cannot hunt an area you probably
shouldn't think you can drag someone out of it.
Spell 125
isn't spell 225, I have been told this holds true for spell 525 isn't spell 425
also.
You should
have a picking and disarming skill before you attempt them.
You know you play too much Gemstone III when...
- You
wake up in the morning looking for obvious exits.
- You
check the newspaper for recent spell changes.
- You
check around at your work for a real gem.
- You
are inordinately wary of anyone who appears to be in their 90's or older.
- Your
dog only has three legs because of ambush training.
- You
try to control your pets with your mind.
- You
wait until you have full magic power before leaving your home.
- You
carry everything you need in your clothing.
- You
are locked out of your car and when the locksmith comes to let
you in, you constantly ask him if he has gotten a read yet.
- Your
first thought upon witnessing a fatal accident on T.V. is "LK!".
- Upon
entering the emergency room, you ask if anyone can take a bleeder.
- You
give directions in the form of "n, ne, s,
go walk...."
- You
say "aye" or "nae" at any
point.
- You
blame your accidents on bad rolls.
- You
blame your accidents on bad weather.
- You
suddenly become very secretive when entering and leaving the bathroom.
- You
rummage around in your pockets for silver.
- You
take work off early to go home and rest because your mind is full.
- You
lick people.
- You
remove and wear your rings with the intent to go somewhere.
- You
wish for a disk so you do not have to carry anything.
- Real
life is your hobby.
- You
flail.
- Instead
of muttering or laughing, you actually say "mutter" and
"laugh."
- You
dream in text.
~
Tiffilyn
Malok waves a stained rod at Drizzsdt.
CS: +1192 - TD: +739 + CvA:
-21 + d100: +70 == +502
Warding failed!
His eyes flash with a searing jolt of
light!
He is massively stunned!
Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
Strands of webbing shoot forth towards Drizzsdt.
CS: +1036 - TD: +742 + CvA:
-21 + d100: +3 - +5 == +271
Warding failed!
Drizzsdt is firmly webbed in place.
Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
CS: +1135 - TD: +739 + CvA:
-21 + d100: +82 == +457
Warding failed!
His right arm explodes!
Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
CS: +1135 - TD: +739 + CvA:
-21 + d100: +75 == +450
Warding failed!
His left arm explodes!
Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
CS: +1135 - TD: +739 + CvA:
-21 + d100: +94 == +469
Warding failed!
His right leg explodes!
Drizzsdt screams and falls to the ground
grasping his mangled right leg!
Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
CS: +1135 - TD: +739 + CvA:
-21 + d100: +32 == +407
Warding failed!
His left leg explodes!
Malok gestures and utters a phrase of magic.
Malok gestures at Drizzsdt.
CS: +1192 - TD: +739 + CvA:
-21 + d100: +31 == +463
Warding failed!
Drizzsdt is suddenly engulfed in flames of pure
essence!
... and hits for 60
points of damage!
... 150 points of damage!
Left eye explodes. Sizzling
pieces of brain drip from the empty socket.
... 90 points of damage!
Icy blast deep freezes one perfectly good heart!
... 110 points of damage!
Powerful blast reduces Drizzsdt to a
smoldering pile of ash!
* Drizzsdt was just
vaporized!
... 55 points of damage!
Impact removes the right hand in a spray of red mist!
Methais gestures at Andraste.
Methais hurls a powerful lightning bolt at Andraste!
AS: +368 vs DS: +103 with AvD:
+39 + d100 roll: +98 = +402
... and hits for 286 points of damage!
Massive electrical bolt burns a hole through the back and kidneys
**** Methais
just finished off Andraste with a spell! ****
The brilliant luminescence fades from
around Andraste.
* Andraste has
fallen unconscious!
Some assistants scurry over, and drag Andraste's limp form into the Infirmary.
Note: Someone (not mentioning any names) told him
if he did this in public
He would be paid a million silvers for his act.
Guess he wanted that million pretty badly.
(Werlie rubs his penis on
your leg.)
Tannious says, "have so
dirt"
Lord Iyaz just went down.
You hear the ghostly voice of Tarhen
say, "pudgee should be ok soon"
Werlie nods to you.
Pudgee put a bolmara potion in
his traveller's cloak.
You hear the ghostly voice of Tarhen
say, "uhhh"
Ruthgard blinks at Werlie.
Allentra cackles!
Tannious laughs!
Ranil just went down.
Werlie exclaims, "1 MIL now!"
You laugh out loud!
Drektor cackles!
Werlie exclaims, "1 MIL now!"
Well, it is for his bad boo-boos, Constable Sir! Honest!
Byzkit
removes a flimsy metal rake from in his spidersilk
cloak.
Byzkit
rests his arm on the handle of his metal rake and leans heavily on it.
Byzkit
pulls his rake across the ground, breaking up the soil and creating small
furrows.
You softly ask, "gardening?"
Byzkit
nods.
Byzkit
says, "these things rock.."
Byzkit
just tried to kick the hoe!
You softly ask, "what
yer growing?"
Byzkit
looked like he was about ready to punch the hoe.
Awnro
raises an eyebrow in Byzkit's direction.
Byzkit
says, "pot"
You can't make a sound!
You smile.
Byzkit
says, "errr...roses"
Awnro
rolls his eyes.
Awnro
asks, "Pothanir grass huh?"
Byzkit
nods to Awnro.
Awnro
kneels down.
Byzkit
says, "yea, that's it, Pothanir
grass...for my bad boo boos."
A Log by Jayleena
Zvardin gives his disk a flip that sends it spinning end
over end
dumping everything inside onto the ground by his side.
(So there
is the seeding of the area with the glaes clubs)
(Insert in this area Biggan
giving Zvardin a short nap)
Zvardin shakes off the effects of the lullabye.
Shadya pokes Zvardin in the
ribs.
Zvardin traces a sign that contorts in the air while he
forcefully incants a dark invocation...
Zvardin gestures at Biggan.
A void rips open in the area, directly above Biggan!
Refreshing breeze ruffles Biggan's hair, boy
does he look cool.
A large ocher chameleon gasps for what little breath it can!
* Biggan drops dead at your feet!
The Biggan disk
disintegrates, dropping everything on the ground.
The sudden sound of muttering, angry dwarves
catches your attention and you can hear the words, "Murder?! Where is the deputy!"
A number of items ranging from 10000 to 22 feet from the void were picked
up and sucked toward the blackness. The items did an accumulative damage of 159
as they caromed off Biggan. The void disappears
without further incident.
Backed by a formidable troop of dwarves, the deputy comes
riding up!
He says, "Thought ya'd get away from me Zvardin?! Got this here warrant fer yer arrest. And if you
even think of running, I think my boys here are ready for a bit of fun!"
As if on cue, the posse descends on Zvardin and
before you know it, have him trussed up like a package and lifted onto a horse.
Gleefully, the posse rides off with their prisoner.
* Biggan just bit the dust!
Wonders
if Biggan is the Elanthian version of Fonzie?
Ponders
Well,
it said he looked cool!
Little slop here, a little slop there!
[Dragonspine
and Rolaren]
Obvious paths: north, south, east, west
Awnro followed.
You softly say, "ewww"
Awnro blinks.
Awnro says, "messy"
You softly ask, "whats with all this slop?"
Awnro shakes his head.
Awnro says, "Wasnt here earlier"
You quietly whisper to Awnro, "ok one second, thats a keeper"
You chuckle.
Awnro raises an eyebrow.
Sure, sure! Let
me leave one little item on the floor in my townhouse
and that janitor
breaks his neck to clean it up!
Tarnovion merrily asks, "might I get a blessin please?"
Mystianna says, "bless you my child"
Tarnovion rubs a tree bark amulet.
Tarnovion merrily says, "thank you"
(Alex puts his hand on Tarnovion's
head.)
Alex says, "You are blessed."
Tarnovion merrily says, "I feel better already"
Sheesh!
You hear the faint thoughts of Fxxxxxx
echo in your mind: "act cradles your nakedness in his arms licking slowly
at your neck, while at the same time, his sheathed cxxx begins to pulse ever so slightly.
It’s really simple!
Remove amulet
Put amulet in my cloak!
No worries!
Wonders what Andraste’s
comments were on this incident.
**snickers**
Must
have been a full moon out or something!
A#####
[subdued]: Buying a XXX WATCH CHEERLEADER SUCK OFF HER HUGE COLLEGE BOYFRIEND
unique dagger pick
A#####
[subdued]: "tenses as cxx explodes from my cxxx
And yelled it to boot!
Wonder if they sell that in the rogue
guild!
Note: After a fun-filled evening of
craps with the DDR one Sunday evening, Jube had won
the extremely large pot of winnings, and well, Murp
did not!
This happened at the statue on Teras while Murp was explaining that Jube had
cheated at craps and that is why he won.
Jube just stumbled in
flailing his arms wildly trying to right himself!
Jube falls over.
Murp says, "Speak of
the cheat."
Jube clutches his jaw into a
grimace of pain, his eyes pleading for relief.
Scheree stares at Sente.
Scheree nods to Skieh.
Jayleena's jaw drops.
Murp examines his
fingernails.
You softly ask, "how
can ye cheat at craps?"
Murp glances at Jube.
Jayleena glances at Sente.
Murp says, "Ask Jube, he could write a book."
Jube sits up.
Murp mutters under his
breath.
Scheree looks over at you and
shakes her head.
Jube begins chuckling at Murp!
Jayleena throws her head back
and howls!
Jayleena softly says, "you wish he would"
Scheree opens her eyes, looking
slightly drained.
You softly ask, "and
how many times have ye won Murp?"
Jayleena softly says, "then you might win"
Murp says, "Yer not allowed to yell 'no
whammy' as you roll anyway."
Jayleena snickers at Murp.
Sente confidently exclaims,
"I want to read that book!"
Jube cackles!
Jayleena raises her voice in
merry laughter.
You chuckle.
Jayleena softly exclaims, "that was the highlight of the evening!"
You softly ask, "new
rule?"
Jube pulls Skwirly closer to himself.
Skwirly smiles at Jube.
Jayleena grins at Skwirly.
Murp says, "I won
once. Fair and square I might add."
Skwirly grins.
Jube says, "Murp makes rules as he goes along"
Jube snickers.
Murp sniffs.
Skwirly
chuckles.
Jayleena nods to Jube.
Scheree nods to Jube.
Skwirly asks in Elven,
"oh?"
Skwirly begins to twitch.
Scheree says, "we just ignore him though"
You softly say, "I figured"
Jube
chuckles.
Skwirly squints at Redowyn.
Jube grins at Skwirly.
Skwirly groans.
Murp says, "I won the
first game this year."
Scheree says, "Murp loses poorly"
Murp says, "Showed
everyone how it's done."
Murp struts about slowly.
Skwirly is acting a little well Skwirly!
Skwirly begins to twitch.
Skwirly's face turns slightly
pale.
Skwirly breaks out in a sweat.
Skwirly blinks at Jube.
Skwirly shudders.
Skwirly grins.
Skwirly squints at Redowyn.
Skwirly appears to be trying
hard not to grin.
Skwirly wrinkles her nose.
A pained expression crosses Skwirly's
face.
Skwirly says in Elven,
"eh"
Skwirly says in Elven,
"okay I'm confused"
Skwirly
chuckles.
Skwirly waggles her fingers
mystically at Jube.
How nice.
Skwirly folds her arms over her
chest.
Its cause of that Mad Dog Ale stuff ye
has to drink on Teras, I swear that is it!
A rogue guild training
administrator suddenly leaps to his feet,
looking refreshed and ready for
action!
The training
administrator exclaims,
"You won't get rid
of me that easily, Drektor! Now go fetch me some tea,
My throat hurts from all
this yelling!"
The training
administrator leaps to his feet!
A rogue guild training
administrator stares at you and barks,
"You
there, Drektor! Go
subdue some melons! And try not to let
them win, this time!"
A rogue guild training
administrator stares at Yetere and barks,
"You there, Yetere! Go cheapshot some vaespilon! Six hundred reps!"
A rogue guild training
administrator stares at you and barks,
"You there, Drektor! Go
play 21,763 games of slap hands!"
A rogue guild training
administrator stares at Stay and barks,
"You
there, Stay! Go do dagger speed reps until
you cut off your hand!"
A rogue guild training
administrator stares at you and barks,
"You
there, Drektor! Go
sweep the floor in Zul Logoth! Yes, all of it!"
Drektor says, “heh we can kill em though so its ok.”
Well, hey
makes them 21,763 games of slap hands seem worth it when you know you can kill
the em. ***snickers***
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