Elanthian Humor

This page is dedicated to the humorous side of Elanthian Life.

Some of these funny happenings I witnessed myself, while others were shared with me by friends who witnessed the events. I have also included some items that I have saved from various web sites over the years and have listed where the story came from whenever possible. Sit back and enjoy a little humor, Elanthian style.

Funny Elanthian Names | Overheard on the Net | The man-eating bunny | She sure didn’t “think to”

Never Accept Boxes from Clerics | The Ballad of River’s Rest | Guess you had to be there

The Smooching Bandit | Fror’s Things to Remember | You Know you Play to much GS…

God Wars | For a million silvers I will! | Well it is for his bad boo-boo’s. Honest!

Boy does he look cool! | Little slop here, a little slop there! | Bless you my child!

Rule #1: Remove the amulet! | Same night, minutes later! | No Whammy!

A Little Skwirly | Yeah! But ye can kill em!

Funny Elanthian Names

One thing is certain in Elanthia, and that is the adventurers that roam

our lands have a wonderful sense of humor if these names are any indication.

*Grhim just bit the dust! (12:20 am)

Grhim meets the reaper!

* Feeblearm just bit the dust! [2:53 am]

Guess he was not lying about that feeble arm of his!

*Rezze just bit the dust! (12:55 am)

Looks like Rezze needs rezzed!

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Starsnuffer: “any preachers available for a dead Badd?”

Hmmmm, Guess Badd isn’t as bad as he thought!

Waitingtool went through a low arch.

Ahhhh! No Comment!

Lord Fizix went through a low arch.

Need Pepto?

Krusty Yummies arrived at 11:52 pm

I think I lost my appetite!

You see Froofroo.

She appears to be a Human.

She appears to be very young. She has almond-shaped

ale-brown eyes and ebon skin.

She has a bald head. She has an aquiline nose.

Froofroo says, “I have a skirt and bonnet to match this for some gay lil woman”

The death cry of Was echoes in your mind! [6:28 pm]

Was he or Was he not? Well, he Was once!

Larvae Wormface arrived at 11:48 am

Hmmmmm! Hope he doesn’t have a sister!

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Hoosit Whassit arrived at 2:18 pm.

Say Wha?

Nausty Moodswings arrived at 8:19 pm.

Oh! I hate those!

You see Sniffle Sniffs.

He appears to be a Human.

Uhm! He appears to be suffering from a head cold!

Lysaerantheleia RiversideRezzer arrived at 1:28 am.

Whoa!!!

Candyanne Sweetcheeks arrived at 4:14 pm.

Well! Isn’t that special!

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Stuffin D’Rolton arrived at 1:50 pm.

::Stare::

Grewsum Funguss arrived at 6:27 pm.

Ewwwwwwww!

Treasure left at 8:55 pm.

Well, no sense hunting now!

Gerbill disco'd at 8:35 pm.

Darn!

Secret left at 8:35 pm.

Psssssst! Wanna know a secret?

You see Iholdstufs Mestrong.

He appears to be a Giantman.

He appears to be very young. He has grey eyes and tanned skin.

He has very long, red hair.

He is in good shape.

Owie left at 4:14 pm.

Wonder if his mom named him at birth?

Assassino disco’d at 5:48 pm.

::Ponders::

Do his close friends just call him Ass for short?

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Mike Hunt arrived at 3:27 am.

Ponders how this one slipped through the crack!

::coughs::

Cutsum just bit the dust! [4:22 pm]

Nope! Not even going to go there!

Nubbie just bit the dust! [12:23 am]

Nipped right in the bud!

Robyynhood Ofnoddingham arrived at 3:37 am.

Patiently waiting for Friar Tuck to show up!

Nixlsplixt Rizzletrix arrived at 6:15 pm.

Pixelstick anyone?

Whipple Baby'kins arrived at 1:49 am.

Hassa babbah arrived at 8:55 pm.

Ya don’t say!

Hunysuckle Glowingflowers arrived at 9:11 pm.

Anathar Fizzlefingers arrived at 9:11 pm.

Hope he isn’t a rogue!

Fumbel Bumblebelly arrived at 10:54 pm.

Hmmm! Hobbit?

Ippy Twinklebug arrived at 5:22 pm.

Great Lord Jerrmaz roomsonfire arrived

Lord Greko Freko arrived at 6:59 am.

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Stormyrain CCloud arrived at 8:23 pm.

Rhapsity Vixen-Moon arrived at 11:51 pm.

If ya think I sexy, and ya want my body!

Come on baby, tell me soooooooooooo!

Why that song sticking in my head all a sudden?

Lunatuna is off to a rough start! He just bit the dust!

Spunkwhort Hootenanny arrived at 9:50 pm.

Happiness Warmheart arrived at 2:45 am.

Rottgut Speekeezee arrived at 2:38 am.

Hippolatamus left at 7:43 pm.

Bogey Gobbleedygook arrived at 12:10

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You also see a floating dais and a shabby hovel.

Also here: Weewillow

Also here: Jheuwvinial

Honeypurr Felinewhiskers arrived at 5:53 pm.

Willbo Wubble arrived at 10:30 pm.

Westernwizard choking arrived at 9:16 pm.

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Lurch Goatroper arrived at 11:00 pm.

Lord Kitatha Meowmox arrived at 11:00 pm.

Stay just bit the dust! [11:25 pm]

Maybe stay should have stayed home!

Maggas iamgunakillit arrived at 7:27 pm.

Rah! Rah!

Noonee No’one arrived at 8:22 pm.

Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen!

Always Forsaken arrived at 1:32 am.

**Sniff**

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Buxsum bounces around happily.

Could put an eye out doing that!

Skarletbegonias Touchoblues arrived at 8:36 pm.

Ponders

Shock Pockets arrived at 8:37 pm.

Attention Elanthian Thieves!

Dimbat left at 8:42 pm.

Need I say more?

Gibreficul Glueglob arrived at 2:17 am.

Ok, it was late and all the other names were taken! Got it!

Lord Metaguard [7:42 PM]: * Tuesday just bit the dust!

Lord Metaguard [7:42 PM]: good! one less day to work

Lord Metaguard [7:52 PM]: Saturday is off to a rough start! He just bit the dust!

Lord Metaguard [7:52 PM]: there goes my weekend

Was says, "maybe I'm losing 58 pints of blood, maybe I'm not"

Fewen blinks at Was.

You glance at Was.

Fewen asks, "want healing?"

Was nods.

Fewen asks, "or a mop?"

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Overheard on the Net

Piffy: "2k on the ebony staff"

Piffy: "7k staff"

Piffy: "No one ever wants to listen to me"

Piffy: "15k on the staff"

Zorcous: "maybe you should try the black net ...It might help"

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Gotta watch out for them bunnies!

The Tale of the Vicious Man-eating Bunny

You hear soft cooing noises coming from somewhere nearby. Suddenly, someone yells "Catch!", and a cute and fuzzy bunny flies out of the shadows towards Prestius! In mid-flight, the startled bunny takes on a ravenous expression, revealing impossibly large fangs and a killer instinct!